Offensive gay pride memes
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates."Ībout a week later, Mark came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only made her more curious. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio." I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay.
The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free." The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shit.įour men went golfing together one day three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. What do gay guys and bungee jumpers have in common?